Shaq To The Cavaliers

The pathetic closing run of Shaquille O'Neal's basketball career took another embarrassing turn late Wednesday when it was learned that the Diesel, who has to be about on empty by now, was traded by the Phoenix Suns to the Cleveland Cavaliers so he can try and piggyback another championship on the strength of young LeBron James. Guess it really was too much for the Big A-Hole to see Kobe tie him with his fourth title. I'm calling it right now: this will not work. Also, hmm, I wonder who the NBA will match on Christmas Day (calling that one right now too).