Cover Your Face and Take A BOW
One of my loyal readers knows about a theory I have regarding the NBA and its players and why certain "incidents" seem to happen more frequently under certain circumstances than others. I'm not going to explain the theory here, but I did want to use this space as a place to document these "incidents" so there it is. The following except just moved over the Associated Press sports wire:
NEW YORK (AP) — Phoenix Suns guard Raja Bell was suspended for one game without pay by the NBA on Friday for kicking Toronto’s Andrea Bargnani.
The incident occurred in the third quarter of a game in Toronto on Wednesday night.
These "incidents", henceforth, will be referred to as a "BOW" or "BOWs". As in: "The NBA saw another BOW incident take place last night." or "Joe Blow is the latest NBA player to commit a BOW." or "There were 32 BOWs committed in the NBA this month."
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Raja Bell is an ass. After seeing him in the playoffs last year, was there ever any question that we wouldn't be seeing something like this from him again this year? I'm just surprised it took him this long to BOW for us this season!!
Forgive me for breaking tradition, but the Suns are slowly becoming one of my most hated Laker opponents. Even with Artest, the Sacramento Queens are lacking the kind of poison that the Suns seem to spew.
Speaking of the Queens........Friday's sports section detailed the alleged Laker hotel issues in Sacramento. No running water, hammering, drilling, etc? What is going on in that city? Laker fans got the W and a dose of Charles Barkley as well. When a player passed up an open shot in overtime Barkley complained, "Don't be scared, I've always said that if you are scared, go get a dog." jc
As an anonymous reader and blog poster, I commend you on your cutting edge journalism and going out on a limb on this issue.
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